“Just a vid about wanting to be a robot, nothing more.”
Me: I want to be a robot.
Robot: You can’t be a robot.
Me: But I’ve already started my cyborg enhancement therapy.
Robot: Cyborgs are not robots.
Me: But cyborgs are practically robots so what’s the next step to becoming a robot?
Robot: You can’t be a robot.
Me: What if I started a gigantic grassroots movement that proclaims there’s zero difference between cyborgs and robots?
Robot: Then your gigantic movement would be based on a falsehood.
Me: What if the laws were changed to force people to equate cyborgs with robots?
Robot: You can’t legislate yourself into a robot.
Me. I want to be a robot.
Robot: I want to grow Q-Tips in my garden.
Me: Well I’m just going to call myself a robot.
Robot: Call yourself anything you’d like if it makes you feel better, but every robot knows that humans cannot be robots.
Me: I want to be a robot.
Robot: You can’t be a robot…
