“You are a star trek phaser, set to stun.”
I seem to have lost my digits, can I have yours?
I have a case of WD-40 in my car, wanna get drunk?
Is your CPU fan malfunctioning? You’re registering extremely hot.
Are you from Alpha Centauri? Your beauty is not of this planet.
Is that a right cylindrical cadmium rod in my pocket? No, I’m just glad to see you.
Dude. Your hat is dampening my deliciousness.
